Episode 140: Baby D's Home

This week on the show that walked half a mile out of its way to sort that out, we flip the script on our hockey talk this season and spend some time examining John's sports pain as the Leafs find themselves in a playoff hole, measuring media narratives against reality. PLUS: Steve Simmons doubles down! The RGS Raiders get off to a rollicking start! Justin angles for a role in the next Fast & Furious! And we take up Stefan's favourite pastime: making fun of businesses on Broadway in Vancouver.

Episode 139: Five Skins

This week on the show that will make you scream "Mamma Mia!", the Real Good Boys take one last look at the Sedins' retirement and the Canucks exit meetings, make their NHL playoff predictions, and take a few prominent Canadian media members to the woodshed. PLUS: We've got a new Little League team, the RGS Raiders! Celebrity birthdays! Cooking up BBQ! We score a walk-off interview with a shocked and defeated Chris James! And we finally get another inside scoop on a sports player's balls!

Episode 138: Poop Funeral

This week on the show that ain't gettin' this one, boys, we prepare ourselves to say goodbye to Henrik and Daniel Sedin, as the twins who have embodied Vancouver hockey for nearly 20 years prepare to hang up the skates for good. PLUS: Budgeting out the cost of a human litter box! Turtle sandbox! And we get to the bottom of the bad American pronunciations of "decal", "pasta" and "about".

Episode 137: Rogue Tenner (with Tom Power)

This week on the show that goes in emergency toilet for five minutes and don't say sorry, the host of CBC's q, TOM POWER is here to make our moms proud, discuss the pressure of being a national conduit for cultural grief, sample our Cartems catering and swear off Tim Hortons donuts forever. PLUS: John is fresh out of the hospital, and Tom lends his CBC interviewing skills to give that situation the gravity it requires. Shameful fandoms! Woodstock '99! London Fog! Ham Roberts! And a cameo appearance from Day 1 RGS loyalist Mitch Pollock.

Episode 136: Three Fingers and a Tendon (with Gavin Matts)

This week on the show that's ranked as the best of all time on About.com, comedian GAVIN MATTS makes his return to discuss how Elon Musk is the Lil' Pump of technology, producer Daniel Cuzzetto's diet, and Gavin's hatred of Elliotte Friedman. PLUS: The Raptors are good! Women who dunk! Joe Sakic's snowblower! OJ's Bronco! Chick Fil-A! And Gavin talks about a truly bizarre gig offer.

Episode 135: Easy as Pie (with Katie-Ellen Humphries)

This week, on the show that stays at the Comfort Inn and eats at Wendy's, comedian KATIE-ELLEN HUMPHRIES makes her debut on the show to help the boys pledge allegiance to Pie Day, the one day a year where it is legal to consume pie. And what a delicious pie it was. PLUS: John Reads a Thing! The miserable life of George R.R. Martin! Katie-Ellen explains the plot of J-Lo vehicle Maid in Manhattan! And Justin washes his beard in John's kitchen sink.

Episode 134: The Very Best Braggart

This week on the show that's screaming obscenities at the refs, John wins big at the Vancouver Comedy Awards, walking away with Biggest Humblebragger 2018. We force him to examine the behaviour that led to this victory, and wonder if even a humble bragger can be humbled. PLUS: Brock Boeser's broken back, and Stefan's broken heart! The Whitecaps refuse to let their best player win Man of the Match! Vancouver's archaic liquor laws! LA meetings! Standard issue college professor smoking pipes! And John is encouraged to try edibles.

Episode 133: Better Off Deadline

This week on the show that can barely read, mate, the Real Good Boys get back to their roots with some hardcore, post-Trade Deadline discussion/depression about the Canucks. John moderates a discussion of the team's direction with Stefan and Justin, who grow increasingly despaired and try to decide if the Canucks will win a Cup while any of us are alive. PLUS: Roger Ebert! Building a statue of ourselves! Action figures! And the return of Steven Adams to Clip of the Week!

Episode 132: The Professor (with Ryan Williams)

This week on the show that's not watching Olympic hockey (thanks Bettman), comedian RYAN WILLIAMS returns to tell us how to void a sample in athletic drug testing, and bring the energy Stefan can no longer muster after 12 hours of Twitch streaming. PLUS: John goes deep on Olympic curling controversies! I believe! Do you believe?? I love my thick wife! And we set our trading blocks for the trade deadline of life.

Episode 131: Local DJ (with Trevor Risk)

This week on the show that puts the dirty side of the mop right underneath its arm, the Real Good Boys are joined by Letterkenny writer/DJ/musician/man-about-town TREVOR RISK, for a delightful chat about counterterrorism, 90s sports posters, and asks the all-important question, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" PLUS: Jake Virtanen slides into a Twitch streamer's DMs! Family Day! Gamer Goo! And Justin thwarts a bank robber and enjoys his brief moment as Spider-Man.