Episode 2: Lipnicki's Law

The podcast got picked up to series! The boys are back for the sequel, and this time they're mad as hell. It's a little heavier on the actual sports discussion this time out, but tempers are high and the fans demand rage. Topics include: Phil Kessel, Zack Kassian, fathletes, cheeseburgers, drinky-poos, Bar Rescues and betting on break-ups. Plus: who would you dunk on? The return of Big Country's Dong. And the podcast bravely comes out as firmly anti-Hitler.

The infamous Phil Kessel Olympic photo.

The infamous Phil Kessel Olympic photo.

Phil Kessel's McD's Run. (Listener photoshop by Riyan Abraham.)

Phil Kessel's McD's Run. (Listener photoshop by Riyan Abraham.)

The hot dog vendor who parks daily at Front and John Sts. just lost his most reliable customer.
Almost every afternoon at 2:30 p.m., often wearing a toque, Phil Kessel would wander from his neighbourhood condominium to consume his daily snack.
And now he’s gone. Just like that.

-- Steve Simmons, "Leafs were sick and tired of Phil Kessel", Toronto Sun, July 1st 2015

Steve Simmons put a hit piece out on Phil Kessel, but it's unlikely that the first anecdone in his story is true. Phil Kessel doesn't live or work near Front and John, and it's unlikely that if he wanted a hot dog every day he'd walk halfway across a major city to a specific vendor at the busiest time of day to get one there.

-- @felixpotvin, "Is the Kessel hot dog story real?", Pension Plan Puppets, July 3rd 2015

Zack Kassian, beloved former Canuck. Cut down in his prime by a trade that made us mad.

Zack Kassian, beloved former Canuck. Cut down in his prime by a trade that made us mad.

Shane O'Brien indulges in some drinky-poos (at minimum) at The Roxy.

Shane O'Brien indulges in some drinky-poos (at minimum) at The Roxy.

Trevor Linden (center) fired Canucks Assistant GMs Laurence Gilman (L), Lorne Henning (R).

Trevor Linden (center) fired Canucks Assistant GMs Laurence Gilman (L), Lorne Henning (R).

ONE GOOD THING

Stefan recommends: Minions (the characters? the movie? sarcastically? we don't know)

John recommends: Jamie xx - In Colour

Justin recommends: Trailer Park Boys (Season 9) & also a dancing miracle bird