Episode 145: The Dildo in the Cupboard

This week on the show that knows you've seen its hot tub body, the Real Good Boys go far too deep theorizing what would happen if you put a dildo into the magic cupboard from the seminal film, "Indian in the Cupboard". PLUS: Luca Sbisa might win a Cup! Small Soldiers! Kamloops! And we answer the age-old question: would you accept your dream body if it also meant you were pale green?

Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, like the monthly Mailbag and two special bonus eps this month, including a big Canucks talk special with a major special guest. The other bonus episode was just recorded and it's a "Whodunnit?" as we try to uncover which NHL draft pick is throwing their career away to a video game addiction.

Outro Music: "Like Toy Soldiers", by Eminem


 it's tiny Luca Sbisa!

it's tiny Luca Sbisa!

 John loves Big Turk

John loves Big Turk

 Stefan ponders if Barbie has "Mattel" tattooed on her private area

Stefan ponders if Barbie has "Mattel" tattooed on her private area

"Kamloops Challenged Indian in the Cupboard": http://www.freedomtoread.ca/challenged-works/the-indian-in-the-cupboard/

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TOP 3 QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK

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ONE GOOD THING

Stefan Recommends: "Conan Exiles", a 2018 video game

John Recommends: The SNES Classic

Justin Recommends: "Warlock", by Jim Starlin, a 2014 anthology of stories originally published in 1972

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