This week on the show that knows you've seen its hot tub body, the Real Good Boys go far too deep theorizing what would happen if you put a dildo into the magic cupboard from the seminal film, "Indian in the Cupboard". PLUS: Luca Sbisa might win a Cup! Small Soldiers! Kamloops! And we answer the age-old question: would you accept your dream body if it also meant you were pale green?
Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, like the monthly Mailbag and two special bonus eps this month, including a big Canucks talk special with a major special guest. The other bonus episode was just recorded and it's a "Whodunnit?" as we try to uncover which NHL draft pick is throwing their career away to a video game addiction.
Outro Music: "Like Toy Soldiers", by Eminem

it's tiny Luca Sbisa!
John loves Big Turk
Stefan ponders if Barbie has "Mattel" tattooed on her private area
"Kamloops Challenged Indian in the Cupboard": http://www.freedomtoread.ca/challenged-works/the-indian-in-the-cupboard/
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Stefan Recommends: "Conan Exiles", a 2018 video game
John Recommends: The SNES Classic
Justin Recommends: "Warlock", by Jim Starlin, a 2014 anthology of stories originally published in 1972
