Episode 103: A For Assumptions (with Gavin Matts)

This week on the show that's in for a rude awakening when I get back from vacation, the Real Good Boys are joined by comedian GAVIN MATTS to discuss Stephen A. Smith's status as an evil wizard, a big night for the UFC, and a joke from last week's show that we're just going to beat into the ground forever apparently. I don't know. I don't even know what episode number it is. PLUS: Justin works for the CJFL now! And Stefan has a very bad experience with edibles at Dodgers Stadium.

Episode 102: Love Squirts

This week on the show that's been derailed by hemorrhoids, we're still locked in the dog days of summer with little sports news worth discussing. Which is fine, because who needs it? The Real Good Boys pay tribute to Chester Bennington of Linkin Park, talk Adam Scott's giant key in the movie Torque, Freddie Prinze Jr.'s Summer Catch, and play a new game called Guess The Soundtrack. PLUS: Dramatic readings of private texts! Kyrie vs. LeBron! The best fast food! And an ad campaign that asks, who even plays in the CFL anyway?

Episode 101: Deftones Unplugged

This week on the show that needs to dress its age carrying a school bag onstage, Stefan is settling in to his new L.A. digs, so we dial him up and ask what it's like down there in the old U.S. of A. I've heard of Rick Steve's Europe, but Stefan Heck's America? Mostly it's Mexican food-induced digestive problems. PLUS: Mayweather-MacGregor go on tour! And we need to put this out there, officially, on the record: Stephen Hawking does not have AIDS.

Episode 100: Dumb Pilot (with Michael Hale)

This week on the show that's feeling very nostalgic for a century of magical RGS moments, the Real Good Boys look back at the road that brought them here. We're joined by MICHAEL HALE of the Your Kickstarter Sucks podcast for a countdown of the most classic RGS moments over the last two years. PLUS: Justin has professional beef to work out from last week's football tournament! How many Stefans could take down Conor McGregor? We're still stuck on Steve Rannazzisi's 9/11 claims! And thank you so much to our good friend Jonathan Feather.

Episode 99: Serial Joe C (with Kevvy)

This week on the show that dares you to put that in your report, you little pipsqueak, FAKE SHARK lead singer KEVVY joins the Real Good Boys to talk about touring with Marilyn Manson, meeting Limp Bizkit, and writing music for WWE Films. PLUS: Picking Stefan's bandwagon teams in LA! Pooping in the octagon! First concerts! Sending human remains into space! And John and Kevvy announce their new nü-metal podcast The P.O.D.cast.

Episode 98: Do Not Go Gentle Into That Gold Knight

This week on the show that -- metaphorically speaking -- is on crack, the Real Good Boys are left alone to get back on their bullshit as they say goodbye to Luca Sbisa, hello to Elias Pettersson and Timothy Liljegren, and revisit the Luca Sbisa Would Do of the Week one last time. PLUS: Speaking of being back on your bullshit, Stephen A. Smith is wilding out on Phil Jackson! Roberto Osuna and the Blue Jays are commendably honest about mental health! And in honour of our two-year anniversary, we try to remember things we talked about way back on Episode 1.

Episode 97: RGS Live! Vol. II (with Chris James & Elizabeth Heck)

Recorded live at The HiVE Social Space in Vancouver, BC on Friday, June 16th, 2017. The Real Good Boys bring the show before an audience for the second time ever, and are joined by perennial favourite Chris James for a 'Where Are They Now?' on the storied athletes of the Pro Bowling Association, and Stefan's mother Elizabeth Heck for speculation on pro athlete penises. PLUS: Justin and Stefan solved the Akron Pooper case back in January and finally decide to talk about it. No, really. For real.

Episode 96: Ribs Added In (with Kevin Banner)

This week on the show that just gets worse as time goes on, comedian KEVIN BANNER returns to the show to talk No Fear T-shirts, bad junior hockey teams, Mike Komisarek's Brazzers password, and getting punched in the head by the hardcore legend Sabu. PLUS: Hangable or bangable? Kurt Eichenwald's parn problem! And Stefan makes a major announcement (that he got a fidget spinner).

Episode 95: The Russian Catalog (with Jackson Playfair)

This week on the show that uses Listerine before every game, our resident Auston Matthews insider and Dalhousie Tigers forward JACKSON PLAYFAIR returns to the show, joining the Real Good Boys in studio for the very first time! We discuss death by drinking water, bad radio contests, Rasputin's dick, and early 2000s Russian NHLers. PLUS: Jackson shares some all-time great trash talk stories from his WHL days! And the Subban/Crosby altercation has us examining the ordinary off-ice lives of NHL superstars for evidence that they're real people too.

Episode 94: Salad Store (with Jacob Samuel)

This week on the show with no life and nothing to lose, cartoonist and comedian JACOB SAMUEL joins the Real Good Boys to discuss... well, salad mostly, as John reveals himself to be one of Hockey Twitter's awful food opinion-havers. The Stanley Cup Final is happening also, but it's a lot of salad talk if I'm being honest. PLUS: Joey Votto! The Ottawa Senators! And we draft inter-sport teams to compete against each other in one of the best Mailbag questions ever.