This week on the show that's taking that for the Pythagorean Theorem, the Real Good Boys recorded this long before Donald Trump declared war on pro sports, which at this point might be nice for you to get a reprieve from all that bullshit. Anyway, we introduce a new Patreon donor tier: Become Stefan's Dad! PLUS: The NHL goes to China! Kevin Durant's Twitter gaffe makes him extremely relatable! Murder in the Real Good Secret! And The Öffice, the Finnish version of The Office.
This week on the show that's having the time of its life, the Real Good Boys hit double-digits inside triple-digits, which is not a thing. But anyway. Stefan's got internet trouble this week so he's a bit of a garbly robot. Justin produces an NHL broadcast. And John blows his leg off on a naval mine. PLUS: Someone sent a secret! Details on the Influencer program! A prolonged Stefan rant on the pure despair of Vancouver sports fandom! And Sergio Dipp barges into our hearts with the worst TV debut since The Shockmaster!
This week on the show where there's nothing different, we go to work every week and make our podcast. But things are different this week, because it's an episode full of momentous occasions, as Justin gets a potentially sinister invitation and Stefan witnesses a horrific car accident. But good stuff happens too, I swear! Like, REAL good. PLUS: Squeezing a tennis ball up your butt! Bro Jake's naked bus ad! The Traveling Wilburys! And we brace for the cultural storm that is Hurricane Sheldon.
This week on the show that didn't swear, we swear, the Real Good Boys take a trip to Easy Question City and pop in our official tennis players, Nick Kyrgios and Genie Bouchard (while keeping tabs on the emergent El Shapo). PLUS: No reason to Vanek, as the Canucks sign the aging winger to a modest deal. John tries to coax out Stefan's banking info! And we want you to send us your secrets, anonymously, so we can read them for the world to hear. #SendUsYourSecrets
This week on the show that lost the card game to Curt Schilling, we try to talk about Mayweather-McGregor as if it's already happened despite the fact that that we had to record before it did, and cover all of our bases by breaking down every possible outcome. PLUS: Kickball vs. Soccer Baseball! eSports animal movies! And Justin works himself into a shoot on a topic we will only be addressing one last time.
This week on the show that's lost the number, the Real Good Boys looked directly at the one thing optometrists warned us not to: SummerSlam. But you know we're talking about that eclipse, baby. What a sight to see, or not see! An indelible moment that will surely be cherished forever, or immediately forgotten. Who can say? PLUS: Josh Ho-Sang is a good dude! Don La Greca explodes! John insists he doesn't want to be appreciated online but it sure sounds like he does! And Stefan debuts his all new segment, "I'm Callin' You Out!"
This week on the show that takes big daddy hacks, hot take food tweets have driven a wedge between the Real Good Boys, whose friendships have been pushed to the brink by pickles and mustard. John is blocked, and Justin is a human being god damnit. Be nice. PLUS: Discussing Chris Benoit on a CJFL broadcast! What does Dilbert's dick look like? And Nazi punks can fuck off.
This week on the show that deep down knows Colin Kaepernick is right, the Toasty Boys are joined by comedian KYLE BOTTOM, here to make the case for eSports as a sport. He's also here for an audition to replace Stefan, who has died from too much Hollywood Business. God, Stefan would have loved all this video game talk so much. It's heartbreaking really. RIP. PLUS: Colin Kaepernick! The Entourage Movie! League of Legends! And Skip Bayless finally says the right thing.
This week on the show that's in for a rude awakening when I get back from vacation, the Real Good Boys are joined by comedian GAVIN MATTS to discuss Stephen A. Smith's status as an evil wizard, a big night for the UFC, and a joke from last week's show that we're just going to beat into the ground forever apparently. I don't know. I don't even know what episode number it is. PLUS: Justin works for the CJFL now! And Stefan has a very bad experience with edibles at Dodgers Stadium.
This week on the show that's been derailed by hemorrhoids, we're still locked in the dog days of summer with little sports news worth discussing. Which is fine, because who needs it? The Real Good Boys pay tribute to Chester Bennington of Linkin Park, talk Adam Scott's giant key in the movie Torque, Freddie Prinze Jr.'s Summer Catch, and play a new game called Guess The Soundtrack. PLUS: Dramatic readings of private texts! Kyrie vs. LeBron! The best fast food! And an ad campaign that asks, who even plays in the CFL anyway?